I joined a dating website and started talking to Travis

[TurboTravis]

@EffingGreat

Don’t take this the wrong way… but I promise no you couldn’t. I have no idea what you look like, and to be VERY honest with you, you could be Brad fucking Pitt and I wouldn’t leave my man for you.

You missed the point. The point is, is that a persons mode of transportation should not matter.

I dont fuck around with chicks that are in a relationship…