I joined a dating website and started talking to Travis

You have NO idea what my tits look like out of a shirt… I said I have great TITS, not a great BODY. My boobs get LOADS of attention. So MY BAD if one FAT FUCK who sits on a computer for 90% of his life doesn’t like them. I’m only on here cuz I’m sick and I can’t sleep and I thought I’d rather sit on here than stare at the tv… but I realize now that I’d rather have spent the night hugging my toilet and vomiting.