Fuck yourself… really. With a splintery bat and no lube. 
LMAO I thought the same fucking thing. GET OUTTA MY HEAD!
I try not to watch reality television although there are a couple shows I am compelled to watch… I think they’re the downfall of western civilization, or at least the start of it. lol
I’m definitely tall, and I’ve got the long legs and a decent ass… but definitely have huge tits and I’m REALLY not shy about showing them off… your tasts seems to change to suit your needs for the day. 
Hope your needs don’t change (for her sake) from needing a flat chested chic with a nice ass (so you say) and a butter face anytime soon.