Take no offence to this… but i lol’ed
>1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the person who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open your email client to this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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this is funny b/c i’m flying on tuesday
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That might not be a good idea to try haha
and the funny thing is the person sitting next to you will be arrested because screaming bomb on airplane well you get the picture
LOL
http://www.thecleverest.com/flash/aol.html
From the same web site, hilarious stuff on there.
Too bad most airlines don’t have live internet access :ham: 
bump
this is kind of a funny story, last time I was on a plane, I opened my laptop to play a dvd, I think van wilder or some bullshit.
Anyways, I opened up windows media player and just hit play.
A fucking bangbus movie started in full screen, in mid scene. Of course the speakers are cranked. This broad is moaning and yelling “fuck me”. Like four old people turned and stared at me for like five minutes.