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In God we trust, all others show me a link.

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lol both

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haha shoplifting…

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What about if you pay her then murder her afterwards and take the $ back… still shoplifting?

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nevermind

im an idiot

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I got this in a text the other day, and responded with.
Theft of services, like a dine and dash or jumping out of a cab without paying.

so I vote Bacon.

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GTA

Grand Theft Aids…
Why? even fat and poor people can find a way to get laid. Look at Just Karter…

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I’m sure your mouth is what got you stabbed in the face.
Your girlfriend hasn’t complained yett, says she likes applebees.

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So funny, the gf I don’t have :picard: (when your not poor you can go out with lots of girls:rofl:)Can you honestly think of a comeback other than one I would have used in 6th grade? It was my looks that got me stabbed, not my problem someones gf was more interested in me than him. Also not my problem he’s going to have to give me half his paycheck for the next 10 years<3

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ruff rider

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Faggots attract hot girl’s.
:gotme:

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Fail

I thought you had a fat gf to give you a bj today and you were at Applebees? Clifs/
You have a fat gf
Are so poor you have to go to applebees
applebees didn’t do the job so your fat gf went home and left you with nothing

BTW the Chimay white i’m drinking right now is worth more than your dinner. It’s delicious <3

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you guys have very weak efights two thumbs down

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Passes the time when your droppin a deuce=)

Now it’s pure curiosity of the next retarded comment from this guy, plus i’m bored waiting for girls to get ready for tonite. It works :gotme:

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You get in these emo arguments with everyone, don’t you?

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LOL
as I’ve said before, food is food. Congrads if you like to overpay.:whogives:

This isn’t an Efight, people take those serious, this is just fun on the interweb.

if 120 is fat, then your deffinition of hott must be paris hilton haha.
:gay3: don’t worry you’ll find a boyfriend and you wont have to be emo on nyspeed anymore.
and yes Sidekick shitting is the move, hahah the internet is just Slowww on it.

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thats the funniest thing ive seen in yearssssssssssssss

edit: u made me pee

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Wait…AfXtc got stabbed in the face?

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Awww, Im not poor and I eat at Applebees sometimes. I like there Chicken sandwich.

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Hmmm…I’d say theft of services lol.