ilya has mad texting skills and is safer than a drunk at the wheel

[Cossey]

@PJB

We’re all guilty of doing something distracting while driving at some point whether its texting, beating your girlfriend/wife/kids, looking for a cd, looking for change for the tollbooth, texting, shaving, putting on makeup, spanking the monkey, reading a map/book/paper, making phonecalls, etc.

Im pretty sure not too many of us drive with our hands at 10 and 2 at the exact speed limit with our full focus on the road ahead.

Yup.

Though I heard DMV was having people keep their hands at 8 and 4 on the wheel now due to “fatigue” or something. That’s where my hands usually are, and then I go 9 and 3 for track driving. And hood rats keep it at just 12.