July Beat This Caption Contest!

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Caption:

Hey, how you doing?
June Contest

Winner:RTrack1

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“I keep seeing these bitches wear pajamas to class, so I figured I’d make them breakfast.
… bitches LOVE breakfast”

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Runner up:
99FRC

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It wasnt until later that day I realized my professor wasnt being litteral when he said he wanted me to burn his bacon and toss his eggs…

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Link to the rest
http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=30792

"IN SOVIET RUSSIA

Sup, I’m Vlad."

wait. those are guitar hero guitars. I DONT EVEN.

“The definition of “Amurrica” according to Merriam-Webster.”

“Come over and play guitar hero or the DICK GETS IT!”

“To my cousin Dave, please see if you can sell all this shit at your store capital cash for gold. love Maurice”

Who the fuck takes this picture?? I cant even make a comment for this one… LOL Besides Hanstech already won…>LOL

Geico now insures guns and guitars.

Skidmark! Get your ass in here and take a picture of how bad ass your father is!

Welcome to NeanderthalMingle.com!!

You have received a private message from “gunsdontkillpeopleido”:

The guns are just for show. I dont need them when I can run faster horny than you can scared and I know where you live. See you soon.

<3 Berry

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Total win.

skidmarks Dad- “How do I look… are the guitars too much or do they look good?”

skidmark- “Cmon dad just let me take the damn picture… I gotta get to mcdonald’s so i can make the fries!”

skidmarks dad- “Hey! I’m not going to be able to get your mother back if I don’t look my sexiest!”

“DeathbyRT finally sold the Charger and decided to invest in guns & guitars.”

“dont bother me while im cleaning my room… Srs.”

MOM CLOSE THE DOOR.

Guns & ammo’s new idea for a centerfold.

Oldest pictures on the internet; Example 1

Oh…so this is what happened to Jack Black.

That’s v8lownoma,s match.com pic !!!