Usual Contest rules apply.
“Crusade This!”
Winner at the end of the month gets Nos Energy Drink!
Winner gets chosen by the Shift518 Staff.
Staff members are not eligible for the prize, but may still participate.
Previous contest
Winner Is Pants Party: “Stop staring at me!”
http://shift518.com/index.php?topic=2137.0
are you significantly over weight, well we have a solution for you…
wtf am i standing on wheres my horse
“I mean, it’s no K20, but it moves alright.”
Hank: “Gloria, did you hear this month’s Shift518 “Beat That Caption” Contest is for a NOS energy drink?”
Gloria: “No, Vlad sure is getting cheap!”
Hank: “Oh my god, we are both dressed in medieval attire and riding Segways!”
Gloria: :naughty
Just for that, I want to give you an NOS energy drink.
Guy: “i just dont get why they keep trying to catch me ridin dirty…it’s just not gonna happen…”
Lady: “mmhmm, ride til you die”
women:“these things are about as cool as our outfits.”
man:“Yeh it beats having sore balls for a week.”
lame :sleep
“future jesus, pimpin bitches near you!”
winner!
In today’s news, administration at the Clinic for the Mentally Retarded and Clinically Blind apologized after two of its inhabitants became seriously injured when they collided on their Segways. This photo, taken by a family member, shows John and Maria just before the collision.
Oh and I see that I won again, still waiting on the first free gift from like a couple months ago and also the new one… :confused
Yep… people back then were just as lazy
Id like to see you try and joust on one of these…
FTW
Check it out, I can drive this thing by placing my imaginary cock on the handlebars.
hahaha theres handcuffs on jesus’s seagay
" I AM MAXIMUS DECIMUS AURELIUS, AND IM ON A SEGWAY!"
it’s Meridius not Aurelius for the last name…that was the emperor who was killed…if you are trying to quote gladiator :nod :giggedy
fahk off!!! ;D