Just got a text from Mr. Bakerian...

Lmao Ryan is getting angry

its above my abilities mr. ryan

I mean, I’d delete it.

But I won’t.

Lmao this thread is now meant to bash Bakakaakakakakrakian

I hear he catches, saves, and reuses his own ejaculate for hair product.

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hang tight mr ryan

I hear he bought his girl friend from harbor freight

I’ve heard stories of him actually being an 81 yr old investment banker from New Jersey, he retains his youthful appearance by eating babies.

This is not good for me.

Its actually the stem cells that he uses. And he is 82 naow and has moved on to being a yacht broker in atlantic city

either is spam, but people eat it

good joke…now it’s going to happen…

^ Yea, and someone is buying me a new motor.

Some say that every year, on the first full moon of October, he becomes a black man.

from the waist up. Cniese from the waist down

Woot, medicaid FTW.

did anything happen the other night?

and i hope hes smarter than that, 28psi on pump?

Your block is fucked…better go sell some more boats

fail

im sry 2 here dis sad newz