I went to the US Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions.
I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form
that had to be filled out.
She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, A folding bottle.
She said, Okay, what do you call it?
A Fottle
What else do you have?
A folding carton.
What do you call it?
A Farton.
She laughed and said, Those are silly names for products and one of
them sounds kind of crude.
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and filled it out.she asked whats it gonna be called after she looked at it
FUCK IT! I’m outta here
