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Recharged the AC in my car. SO LUXURIOUS.

Agree with socks. I’m usually dress sock or sockless, but when I get a fresh new sportier comfy sock for golf…gtfo of my way.

having boats, craft beers, cooled seats(I live in Florida),Oakley sandals(neoprene bottoms) polarized sunglasses

Cruise control.
Central air.
GOLD.BOND. (this shit is worth its weight in gold)
wireless headset at work.
A voice controlled bluetooth in the car that actually works. Makes me feel so classy.

A fresh haircut … mmmm yeah, what’s up ladies

Poppin’ tags make me feel classy.

Def :tup: to bluetooth syncing in the car.

I feel that some of these things are not cheap/simple

Condoms

Bluetooth in the car
Automatic/programmable Sprinkler system in my yard to water grass and plants

Craft beer. If it’s less than $8/six pack I’ll just take my Genny Light thanks. “OMG this Canadian beer is so much better than that Canadian beer which is so much better than budweiser!” They all taste the fucking same, which is delicious. You just don’t like beer, pussy.

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Turned into another subtle bragging thread faster than DRVNKD’s wife spends his paycheck.

ugh railbender GET IN ME

I fucking hate Canadian beer.

It’s good to know there are others

LOL @ “Having Boats.”

I’m sure they’re not superyachts, and i agree …but that does sound douchey.

Back up camera/parking sensors. Get that shit in REAL TIGHT.

Along those lines… I was thinking abortions.

^So tasty