List Reasons why Rubicant is: An a-hole/a Penis/Gay

[quote=“Mrs. Karus,post:8,topic:30264"”]

i hate him because he stares at me over dinner.

and i steal his food when he isnt looking.

and he plays footsie with my boyfriend. and i get jealous.

and that is why he is gay

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Not to mention sleep next to ever so gently when we are drunk…