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A wife told her husband to make love to her like they do in the movies. So he stuck it in her ass and came on her face. When she got upset, he replied, “Well hunny, i guess we dont watch the same movies.”

take 1/2 my shit.tiff

The secret to a happy wife is to make more money than she can spend.

I don’t get it, why didn’t he just drive his mustang cobra?

i didnt know justa4door had a mustang cobra?!

:lol:

marriage= hating life… do not ever do it…

My (X) wife told me to take out the trash. I said “YOU COOKED IT, YOU TAKE IT OUT”! I ate at mighty for a week straight after that…

fuck that noise,

prenup.net

I love being married but that’s because I’m married to a supermodel… and we tend to “stay busy”.

I could help you stay bzy

http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63785

I posted a little comment for you there…

lmao funny shit.