A wife told her husband to make love to her like they do in the movies. So he stuck it in her ass and came on her face. When she got upset, he replied, “Well hunny, i guess we dont watch the same movies.”
drvnkd
January 12, 2009, 10:38am
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The secret to a happy wife is to make more money than she can spend.
theblue
January 12, 2009, 10:39am
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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A
blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it
overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband
gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on
the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the
end
of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.”
The blind man replies, “If you would’ve put a rubber at the end of YOUR
stick, we’d be riding the bus … so shut up.”
I don’t get it, why didn’t he just drive his mustang cobra?
i didnt know justa4door had a mustang cobra?!
Jared
January 12, 2009, 12:28pm
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marriage= hating life… do not ever do it…
ugo
January 12, 2009, 2:18pm
28
My (X) wife told me to take out the trash. I said “YOU COOKED IT, YOU TAKE IT OUT”! I ate at mighty for a week straight after that…
TORQDSS
January 12, 2009, 6:44pm
30
I love being married but that’s because I’m married to a supermodel… and we tend to “stay busy”.
TORQDSS
January 12, 2009, 7:10pm
32
I posted a little comment for you there…