Mary-Kate Olsen Is Ribbed For Your Pleasure *NWSish*

Waaaay too much meat on those bones. I think I saw her in my buddy’s biology classroom.

Dunno…I’d be afraid she’d snap in 2. Also don’t think I could get it up for her. I mean, really, she makes Nicole Richie look fat.

Wow. Whorible.

give dat bitch a steak

Rumors of her and her sister being the next Bond girls.

why? she would just vomit after she ate it.

give that bitch a bearded hoagie,PAUSE…NOT -borat