Usual Contest rules apply.
“Koreans introduce the new scooter rearview mirror.”
Winner at the end of the month gets Shift518 Stickers (2).
Winner gets chosen by the Shift518 Staff.
Staff members are not eligible for the prize, but may still participate.
Previous contest
Winner Is : “The Chinese government was astonished to find out their occupants disapproved of their new means of population control.”
http://shift518.com/index.php?topic=1725.40
wow new pciture?
Fail on my part, fixed now :thumb
Woot! What’d I win for April?
They lie! My penis no look bigger in this mirror! Supid American!
“watchin out for johns nuggets”
“I want to make sure i can see everyone behind me, when that carbomb goes off. Glory to Allah”
dude, he’s asian, not iraqistani… :shifty
“hey guys, i’m beating the ///M3 killer!!!11!!one!! i see him up in the corner of my new rear-view!!!”
btw, its currently 4:42am ET and i’m at hvcc working on this horrendous paper due by 8am…
just because he’s in korea, doesnt mean he is korean. And if he is Korean, it doesnt mean he can’t priase allah and blow shit up. :confused
dude, wtf are you doing up this early? lol my excuse was at school working on dumb shit…whats yours?
"FASTER FASTER they’re gunna catch us.“says Asian holding mirror
Asian driving"i cant that thing cause way to much drag.”
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
god, I’m such a good kisser
“Stop staring at me!”
“i wanna be able to see the look on my face when i die”
Objects in mirror are losing :lol
hey is that guy looking at me???
objects in mirror are closer than they appear
“Stay away from my portal.”