the fact that you had just finished spanking it to the thought of fry’s hot wife is PLENTY to classify as a drunk post.
Not true at all. I drunk post all the time but my spelling and grammar is fine. I’ll probably be drunk posting in an hour or so…
What constitutes drunk dialing or drunk posting is saying things you normally wouldn’t(shouldn’t) say because your drunk mind thinks it’s ok. Think about it, when was the last time you drunk dialed and spelled the words wrong or didn’t use punctuation…
Who said anything about jerking off? I only jerk off to thoughts of Fry naked.
Hahaha, I don’t need booze to express my admiration for Mrs. Fry.
<3
um when can I be a part of this gang bang… I’m going on a 5 day slump with banging…
Just rubicant and fry… she can watch in the corner
When we’re done, she’ll say, “Oh, what a lovely tea party…”
Did… mrs. Fry like introduce you to a friend of hers that you banged? or are you just being creepy?
Inside joke, sir…
Rubicant: “See, we all met through this website…”
Chick: “Oh.” runs away
I want you inside me!
ditto