My friend's 13 Y/O Sister's IM logs...

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I edited out the names to keep you weirdos away… i swear to god i am not making anything up.

GIRL1 (12:37:05 PM): u cut???
BROAD2 (12:37:11 PM): i did
BROAD2 (12:37:14 PM): i stopped
GIRL1 (12:37:18 PM): i did once 2…
BROAD2 (12:37:28 PM): i did it several times
GIRL1 (12:37:30 PM): but u can’t tell either…
GIRL1 (12:37:39 PM): wanna see my myspace?
BROAD2 (12:37:43 PM): i was also like contemplating suicide
BROAD2 (12:37:47 PM): no
GIRL1 (12:37:57 PM): omg ally me too…me too…
BROAD2 (12:38:08 PM): yea i kno…it got really bad…
BROAD2 (12:38:42 PM): cuz i realized i still loved jimmy but i thought he had moved on already but he didnt so we’re like back 2gether now. he changed
GIRL1 (12:38:53 PM): i used this really sharp dead pen and i kept slicing my wrist
BROAD2 (12:39:34 PM): i used the rezor in the shower and i sliced the back of my ankles…its smart cuz u cant c it especially wen u wear sicks
BROAD2 (12:39:38 PM): *socks
BROAD2 (12:39:43 PM): *razor
GIRL1 (12:40:36 PM): i sliced my legs and my side of my hand because it doesn’t look as suspicious
BROAD2 (12:40:50 PM): yea…it bled a lot, 2
BROAD2 (12:41:00 PM): did u stop tho??
GIRL1 (12:41:00 PM): mmhmm
GIRL1 (12:41:04 PM): wait
GIRL1 (12:41:11 PM): well i still do it sometimes
BROAD2 (12:41:15 PM): i did cuz i found a reason 4 living again
GIRL1 (12:41:20 PM): i stopped for the most part
BROAD2 (12:41:31 PM): …instead of slowly dying

GIRL1 (12:52:58 PM): my home life sux and my mom and brother always fight and scream and my mom always tells me im fat and lazy and my brother always hit me
BROAD2 (12:53:13 PM): ohh…ok well jus tell me who now!!!
GIRL1 (12:53:26 PM): its getting better but it was really bad like some months ago
GIRL1 (12:53:27 PM): ok
BROAD2 (12:53:36 PM): jus tell…now!!!
GIRL1 (12:53:40 PM): my friends dad…
BROAD2 (12:53:44 PM): omg
GIRL1 (12:53:46 PM): hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
GIRL1 (12:53:51 PM): !!!
BROAD2 (12:53:53 PM): im serious
BROAD2 (12:53:58 PM): !!!\

BROAD2 (12:55:11 PM): O
BROAD2 (12:55:12 PM): M
BROAD2 (12:55:13 PM): G
BROAD2 (12:55:16 PM): !!!
BROAD2 (12:55:25 PM): ok y do u like him??
BROAD2 (12:55:37 PM): did he ever like…say anythin…or sumthin??
GIRL1 (12:56:30 PM): um… well her parents always invite me over and one time we went out to dinner and he sat across from me and i was the only one he talked to…it was very romantic…
BROAD2 (12:56:37 PM): o
BROAD2 (12:56:38 PM): m
BROAD2 (12:56:39 PM): g
BROAD2 (12:56:48 PM): wat wa he syin??
BROAD2 (12:56:51 PM): *sayin
BROAD2 (12:56:55 PM): *was
GIRL1 (12:57:29 PM): like we were just talkin about life and stuff, its like im more comfortable around him than i am with my mom or anyone
BROAD2 (12:57:35 PM): o
BROAD2 (12:57:36 PM): m
BROAD2 (12:57:37 PM): g
BROAD2 (12:57:44 PM): but y do u LIKE ihm??
GIRL1 (12:57:45 PM): will u stop that!?
BROAD2 (12:57:46 PM): *him
BROAD2 (12:57:49 PM): nooo
GIRL1 (12:58:13 PM): idk!!! he’s so…idk…well he’s rich, flirtatious…

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my sister… has 2 years til she is 13… if this happens … i’m gonna fucking kill the guy

edit: oh wow… i thought she fucked him… wow… that would be wierd

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hahahahhahahhaa

I think theyre more emo than you!

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LOL

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WTFBBQ?

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wow. fucking idiots. lol

edit: they both obviously need help. its funny that the one doesnt seem to really question the other after hearing about the crush, just asks why she likes him… and the dad is prolly gonna hit it. i smell an upcoming springer.

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ahhahah… Today’s youth scares me…

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That looks a lot like mine and newman’s AIM conversations.

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kind of funny … a guy i use to work with… has a 15 year old daughter… he wouldn’t let her go to a party. so her friend gave her a recap on the party she missed…

he said the friend was telling his daughter… that she was getting slammed on a ping pong table in front of everyone… by like three guys lol…

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god I hate hemos

I wish they’d just do it already and stop talking about it :stuck_out_tongue:

oh, and the guys in the neighborhood, when I have kids, better hope to god that I have a son first

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oh god that was unexpected. hilarious.

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OMGWTFBBQASLPLZ?

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newman, PM me her #

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thats kinda sad. they need some serious help.

current life expectancy: 13.5 years

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Stupid kids should not be allowed to be friends with stupid kids.

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I’m so glad I lead a somewhat normal life, and didn’t do stupid shit like that, or have crushes on 40 year old men.

My friend was a cutter. She used to cut her inner thighs so her mom wouldn’t see. She has scars all over her body though. Arms, legs, stomach, etc… It’s fucking sick. She used to call CPS on her dad and say he beat her, and I swear to god he never laid a hand on her. I was at her house 24/7. I knew what went on behind closed doors, and it definitely was nothing abnormal. She just wanted attention. Fucking idiot.

I hate stupid girls.
I’ve never met a guy who cut himself.

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O
M
G

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now that you know about it… what are you going to do?
(provided that it is real)

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i’m not going to do anything. my friend can do what he wants. I don’t have a sister.

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you could just watch the show, but now the whole family can sue you and
make tens of dollars for the pain and you could possibly cause her pets to suffer.