My latest concaucsion <5min.

[eurodad]

@first-bass

"Well Life on a crouch is kinda laid back,
Watchin them peckers try an get in her crack
I get messy when they slip me off the track
Thank god im a pubic hair.
Well she fluffs me up when shes going on a date
Brushes me aside when shes goona masterbate
Scratches me to death if her periods late
Thank god im a pubic hair
When shes not really horney she uses valosline
Takes a little shower and rubs me clean
I appriciate it when im covered in cream,
Thank god im a pubic hair
Well i like it when they eat but i dont like when they diddle
I get crushed when theyr poundin on her middle
curl right up when she takes a little piddle,
Thank god im a pubic hair,

and sounds like the chipmunks singing it

yep that’s definately it.