Never before have I felt my asshole to be in such jeopardy as I did tonight

hahaha wow!

:rofl:

I am so glad I was not part of the faggotry. Although I think I might be putting some LED’s in Everything I own after seeing them in RATSKRAD’s Vette…

:grouphug:

LMFAO

what you can’t tell in that pic… is that the kid in the passenger seat just sharted in the vette and that’s why he’s sitting so awkward.

I’ll tell you all a little something I just recently put together… I’ve been catching some hell about having an auto vette… small penis, liking to put small penis into men, etc… HOWEVER, it is now obvious to me that when a suitably endowed straight man gets into said “auto corvette”, he acts normally… On the flip side, when a man who is cursed with tic-tac like dimensions and has an unquenchable thirst for man-ass gets into an auto vette, shit like this happens:

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/iroc-z89/me-friends/1547.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/iroc-z89/me-friends/1546.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/iroc-z89/me-friends/1544.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/iroc-z89/me-friends/1542.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/iroc-z89/me-friends/1536.jpg

I REST MY CASE

I don’t know about all of that… but what I DO know is that my car has these in it…

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o257/danhr/DSCN0863.jpg
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o257/danhr/DSCN0860.jpg

And that I don’t have a problem beating stock mustang gt’s :rofl:

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:rofl:

OH SNAP

why would I have a knob in my car that says Z28 on it? I don’t understand! And why would you want 3 pedals instead of 2?!?!? Think of the weight savings!!!

How are you supp to have your leg stretched over the center console when you have 3 pedals to worry about?

For your sake I hope all the LS gayness in those pictures cancels out.

:rofl:

:bigthumb:

:bowrofl: Excellent Diagram of how the events happened. And the legend is accurate as well, except i think you might have messed up the gayness and the Mr. T you might want to check on that. Just glad I wasn’t in the picture.

ROFL

These goatfuckers infected my ride too, No wonder it ran like shit yesterday, Asian bird flu :frowning:

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/iroc-z89/me-friends/1544.jpg

hahahah new calender shots

:rofl: