http://www.27bslash6.com/function4sports.html
:rofl
Oh my god I think I shit my self from laughter
that was quite humorous
god damn that guy is funny
Impressive as usual. I like the fact that he published it to the newspaper at the end hahahahaha.
This. Is. AWESOME 
rofl:rofl:rofl
He had me at “perestroika bread lines” :rofl
If you guys only knew
Oh man that was his best one yet. I love the fact that the store owner contacted him first, bitching about the ad. LOL
The master.
I would love to read his “reject” stories.
wow thats freaking great.
Those are hillarious.
I like the foggot one where he says " dont bother emailing me back" and he replies with “yes you will” and the kid who says he wont read it replies with " no i wont" :rofl :rofl
“I assumed ollie was short for oliver, just like Anton is short for an average human”
I almost spit out my drink!
:rofl So good. Never disappoints.
great read 
sidenote: i DESPISE snow
Holy balls the line about the Perestroika bread line looking like a few friends having a chat KILLED ME ahahaha