new terrorist threat

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This Is HUGE!!!

I don’t usually pass on political advice or information; however we
had all better wake up and start paying attention!

This morning, in Pakistan, the Taliban Minister of Migration,
Mohammad Omar, warned the United States that if military
action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off
America’s supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers
will be next, followed by Dell Computer customer service
reps, Motel 6 managers, and liquor store cashiers.

Who knew it would come to this? It’s getting ugly.

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I lol’ed.

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I wmaotinol’ed. (Was Mildy Amused On The Inside, Not Out Loud)

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jeff always has the one-liners :rofl:

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this thread blows donkey cock.

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crickets

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You would know…

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oh come on…it was funny enough. It would probably make good standup material. Unless that’s where it came from.

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So does that mean i’ll actually be able to go in and just pay for gas instead of waiting for butler crack whores and there 8709 kids buying bread, motor oil and rockstar???

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Possibly, but wading through thugs hanging out in the parking lot will be unaffected.

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im holding the slush puppy machine hostage

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You mean we’ll have jobs in America, being performed by Americans, that provide service to other Americans? Bring it on!

Also, lul’d!