New workouts for your girlfriends..

well damn then parties it is… you can def find them there… how old are you?

You are thinking way too hard.

Yeh he is,

Go to party late in the night, drop pants and when everyone scatters, hope for one drunk enough willing girl to stay behind

exactly what he said… it doesn’t take much work… there are always girls like this at every party…

:rofl

and your secret has been revealed

works 60% of the time, everytime

its made with bits of real panther, so you KNOW its good.

I don’t normally take advantage of drunk girls. The last few girls I slept with were completely sober and not fat.

Myself on the other hand :rofl

oh yeh forgot to tell you about the double weight rule

Take you body weight.
Multiply by 2
If shes over that then just pretend you thought this was the bathroom

I don’t even bother talking to them in the first place.

Saves much hassle later on.

Double your weight is not acceptable… they should be smaller or equal at the most…

… Get to the damn GYM and develop some self confidence. It will take you light years with wimmenz.

I didn’t say to take advantage of them, I said to kick game and be yourself.

In the words of Billy Bob Thorton:
“You can help yourself, because yourself sucks”.

DOUBLE?? W-T-F. Any girl over 135lbs is bad news. (Especially if they are under 5’6).

“36-24-36… psh… only if shes 5’3” "

not necessarily… you have to take girls into consideration that have big boobs… their weight will be higher but they wont look it…

“From my experiences its the chubby ones that do way more stuff”

Yea… that is kind of true most of the time…

sounds like you have had some experiences yourself…

haha… nope lots of guy and lesbian friends… I hear all the stories…