Text this to all the girls you know for guarenteed sex

Somewhat of an updated thread to this one posted by Benny years back

http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=11316

“I’ve had a crush on you for years”

Played out on the classic Bodybuilding forum with some epic results

Such as this girl on page 80

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5056/5472879249_5835cbcccb.jpg

:eek

I could see Apline getting drunk and doing this

Or maybe Corey will man up and do it to Kbizz :ohnoes

Meh.

Real talk, this works.

:roflSAY NO MORE!

i just started reading through the thread. The forever alones are killing me :rofl

I thought that was quite a hilarious use of the meme :lol

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/9162/macccass.jpg

:rofl

:lol

Perfect

messaged two girls it through facebook.

One’s a solid 9/10, freak in bed and has the personality of a dude.

Other i trolled all of last year with “when u gunna let me tap dat”

will post pics and results when they respond
:lmao

Edit: Even better

Bah, nobody online worth fucking with right now. Too bad you didn’t post this yesterday before I did a little FB spring cleaning :rofl

First off, this can and does work. I have done this before with random girls i either meet at parties/shows and or went to school with. If you used to talk to them a little then stopped for a while it works like a fucking gem. It works a hell of a lot easier if you look like David beckham though. Which i obviously know all about.

My exact thoughts.

Death… you got a crash on David Beckam?

Death… u mad?

Forever calzone :frowning:

I feel like alot of these guys didn’t try that hard though… if you tell the girl you’ve had a crush on her and really get into it instead of saying something about clapping that refers to sex… i think they would have had much better results.

Lettuce be reality :rofl

deathbyrt is a stunning beauty

Its times like these when I wish I could edit pictures and put the picture of death by rats with the mustache on a david beckams body

Do it. Please.

Lance has the capabilities and the technology…

Im gonna try this on Karina