Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
bgblkelnegro: I know you are strange but dam i have no clue what u are talking about
Me: Let me tap that shit fool!
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: What the hell. haha
Me: Well? I’m a busy person. I need an answer now
Her: Well can you find me that charger (for her phone)? I asked you for it a billion times and you haven’t found it yet so what makes you think i would give you any
the issue with dudes on this site is that this requires them to actually know girls to text. Beyond that, it’s stupid as fuck and aimed at a bunch of highschoolers to do.
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Why did you just ask me that?
Me: Cause I want to know when I can tap it.
Me: so?
Her: Are you talking to me or some other girl?
Me: You!
Her: Why are you asking me if you can tap it?
Me: Because I want to tap it, so when where and what time?
Her: Right now in the dressing room
Me: On my way, can one of the other sales girls join?
Her: wow ur fucked up… i aint fucking you in no dressing room
Me: Well where the fuck do you want me to tap that? while your in the kitchen making me some sandwiches?
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Why did you just ask me that?
Me: Cause I want to know when I can tap it.
Me: so?
Her: Are you talking to me or some other girl?
Me: You!
Her: Why are you asking me if you can tap it?
Me: Because I want to tap it, so when where and what time?
Her: Right now in the dressing room
Me: On my way, can one of the other sales girls join?
Her: wow ur fucked up… i aint fucking you in no dressing room
Me: Well where the fuck do you want me to tap that? while your in the kitchen making me some sandwiches?
Her: are you like watching porn or something cause you sound like ur horny as fuck.
Me: damnit bitch, just tell me when and where I can tap that for christ sake
Her: ur pissing me off
Me: no, your pissing me off because you wont give me a straight answer about tapping that!!
Her: sorry
Me: Sorry for what?
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she calls me and I dont answer
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: are you getting ass from that girl you been asking to tap because you cant answer the phone?
Me: Im texting the right person. will you answer me question?
Her: when i get home
Me: Can you grab me some duct tape, bacon, and a pack of smokes on your way?
Her: why duct tape? why bacon? and why didnt you get ur own smokes?
Me: Listen, dont question me. I want my duct tape, I want my fuckin bacon, and I need a pack of smokes. you’ll find out when you get home.
Her: fuck you i aint bringing you nothing home
Me: Please? I’ll rub your feet and shave your vagina!
Her: i dont need my vagina shaved i just shaved it 2 days ago and my feet r fine
Me: alright, just bring me home my needs and be ready for it to be tapped
Her: what are we doing tonight?
Her: i wanna know what we are doing tonight
Me: Well im gonna eat dinner, tap that, then I have not a clue, we’ll go from there
Her: wow your a horny son of a bitch tonight… were you not satifised by the other girl that you want me now? or did you watch to much porn.
Me: A little of both, see you when you get home.
Her: wow ur an asshole
Alright Im done. I’ll just show her the thread when she gets home…
im doin it.
she doesnt text back very quick so I’ll update it when I get back home
and my girlfriend is texting it to my best friend who’s wife im texting
My girlfriend & Rick:
Nicole: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Rick: What?
Nicole: what do you mean What? you know what im talking about
Rick: When ever you want Jeff
Nicole: This isnt Jeff… So when can I tap that?
Rick: Come over
Nicole: What about Christa?
Rick: Not home
Nicole: Do you have any clothes pins for my nipples?
Rick: lol
Nicole: what are you laughing about, Im serious… I want to tap that and have my nipples clamped.
Rick: Funny because Jeff is texting the same thing to Christa
Nicole: Well I guess they got something going on behind our backs… So why dont we have something going on behind their backs?
Nicole: Maybe he got the urge to tap it too because I’m at work and he is at home.
Rick: Ok lol
Nicole: So when and where can I tap that and do you have clothes pins?
Rick:I got the pins and tom. lol
Nicole: and tom? whos tom? why is he going to be there?
Rick: you can come over saturday night lol
Nicole: wait wait wait… who is tom? does he have a big dick? we can make this a group thing!
Rick: ok tom is gay, and he said he would not come near you because you remind him of his boyfriend.
Nicole: Was tom your boyfriend?
Rick: No ok bye talk to you later
Nicole: So what time tomorrow?
Rick: 6
Nicole: Thats kinda early isnt it?
Rick: No I work early sunday
Nicole: You sir, are a pussy
Rick: You have to swallow
Nicole: Who said anything about sucking dick… I just wanna tap that
Rick: you have to swallow the load you cant spit it out when I pull out lol
Nicole: So your going to blow it on my face when your done? I like that… Be sure to blow a good load cuz I want it to drip off my chin onto my tits.
Rick: It will be, see you at 6… Be wet
Nicole: Dont worry, Im always wet… Make sure you have a shamwow laying around… Where is this all going down at?
Rick: In the basement
Nicole: I dont know… Your basement got the whole " Silence of the lambs" feel to it
Rick: It will be fine dont be a baby
Nicole: Alright, as long as we cuddle afterwards and you dont make me put the lotion on the skin
Rick: Ok see you then
Nicole: Alright see you tomorrow… You better get the penis pump out of storage so you’ll be ready for tomorrow
Me and His Wife:
Me: So when you gonna let me hit that?
Me: Hello!? Stop fondling the daily products and answer me!
Her: Right now, I am getting a shower then im gonna put my leopard PJ’s on!
Me: Alrighty, do you have KY or do I have to bring it?
Her: Got it! and some toys, my pink friend is ready to go!
Me: Sounds kinky! you got your tubes tied too right?
Her: Thats right, no worries here, No pulling out!
Me: Oh splendid! do you care if I ask Rick’s sister to join too?
Her: Thats fine!
Me: OK, I’ll fill it up and she can suck it out
Her: We could take turns
Me: Well Rick’s sister isnt 18 so I can not engage in any sexual “contact” with her
Her: Lmao! U r so crazy
Me: So when is this going on now since its late?
Her: 2morrow at 6 in my bed
Me: Alrighty, get ahold of Rick’s sister
Her: K sounds good, playdate all set, I will charge my batteries
Me: Good, I got a 6D maglight Im bringing too
