Text a girl and ask her, "When you gonna let me tap that?"

[BlkP42E]

gay

[foo714]

thread=fail

[The1SloR_T]

Ya I beleive this thread did fail

[Flywheel]

i’ve honestly have to say this is one of the more unique threads i’ve read on a forum yet.

[Laura00WS6]

me:when you gonna let me tap that?
asian douche: tonight at the mills. you bring the buffalo sauce ill bring the flamingo
me: dont forget the hampster. its never the same without it.
asian douche: it got lost in my asshole and died
me: well bring a mouse its the same damn thing
asian douche: i have new born kittens
me: just toss a few of them in a bag its the same thing

[77rednecktruck]

@foo714

thread=fail

as soon as The1SloR/T posts in a thread, it immediately fails without any hope of being good again.

[Shaggy]

@The1SloR/T

Stupid, But I’ll try it anyways

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Why did you just ask me that?
Me: Cause I want to know when I can tap it.
Me: so?
Her: Are you talking to me or some other girl?
Me: You!
Her: Why are you asking me if you can tap it?
Me: Because I want to tap it, so when where and what time?
Her: Right now in the dressing room
Me: On my way, can one of the other sales girls join?
Her: wow ur fucked up… i aint fucking you in no dressing room
Me: Well where the fuck do you want me to tap that? while your in the kitchen making me some sandwiches?
Her: are you like watching porn or something cause you sound like ur horny as fuck.
Me: damnit bitch, just tell me when and where I can tap that for christ sake
Her: ur pissing me off
Me: no, your pissing me off because you wont give me a straight answer about tapping that!!
Her: sorry
Me: Sorry for what?
…
she calls me and I dont answer
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: are you getting ass from that girl you been asking to tap because you cant answer the phone?
Me: Im texting the right person. will you answer me question?
Her: when i get home
Me: Can you grab me some duct tape, bacon, and a pack of smokes on your way?
Her: why duct tape? why bacon? and why didnt you get ur own smokes?
Me: Listen, dont question me. I want my duct tape, I want my fuckin bacon, and I need a pack of smokes. you’ll find out when you get home.
Her: fuck you i aint bringing you nothing home
Me: Please? I’ll rub your feet and shave your vagina!
Her: i dont need my vagina shaved i just shaved it 2 days ago and my feet r fine
Me: alright, just bring me home my needs and be ready for it to be tapped
Her: what are we doing tonight?
Her: i wanna know what we are doing tonight
Me: Well im gonna eat dinner, tap that, then I have not a clue, we’ll go from there
Her: wow your a horny son of a bitch tonight… were you not satifised by the other girl that you want me now? or did you watch to much porn.
Me: A little of both, see you when you get home.
Her: wow ur an asshole

Alright Im done. I’ll just show her the thread when she gets home…

I’d kick her cunt to the landfill.

"other girl " bullshit don’t fly with me. Insecure bitch.
You both deserve each other, I hope yins never breed.