Im stealing this from MR but this is how it goes.
Text your Gf/wife or ex " Woman i want sex" see what she says!
Me; " Woman i want sex"
Her; “Your rude… u know where to find me”
Epic win
ok this will def. be moved to members chat…lol
advance notice given.
Tabarnak. Bing hook me up with a membership can i emt you?
lol you bastard.
this classism bites.
“can my friend come?” I swear to god.
Fantastic evening planned. Newly dicked hot lezbo, now brings friend. Who said ugly guys cant get the chicks.
HAHAHAHA
Thank you specialedition, you did me well.
“ooo your hot mm dripping wet, come fuck now? k thanx bai”
win.
cant text she has no phone but this is what happened when i out right said this "fuck off im tired " - LOL Epic FAIL !
Me:Women. I want sex!
Her: uh, Hey?
Me: Yeah, then make me a sammich
Her: hahah you wish. Make me a sammich
fail 
Me: woman i want sex.
Her: I love you. I give you sex!!
double win.
Lol
This thread has a few good laughs. Keep it going.
i just tried i got
“can i have sex”
woman “i don`t do anal”
ME: “woman I want sex”
GF: “LOL so do I”
Me: “Woman I want sex”
Hand: “Fuck off”
lmao, i just got laughed at… we’ll see who’s laughing this weekend.
actually, no, it’ll prolly be her again…
LMFAO
Me: “Woman I want sex!”
Them: “I saw that thread.”
Me: “NOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Me: Women, i want sex
Her: Can’t got my “.”
Her: u will have to stop and get a hoe
LOL, did i just get permission for a hooker?
Texted another girl
Me; Woman i want sex
Her; ?
Me; Woman i want sex
Her; You really want me to answer this/
Me; Woman i want sex
Her; Your such a guy
Well ill consider this up in the air more of a fail. Positive note i am seeing her tomorrow so ill seal the deal with some major sex appeal.
LMAO
ME: Woman i want sex!
HER: You sure that text was for me?
ME: YES! AGAIN! Woman, I want sex!
HER: Thats the only reason why you see me?
FAIL!