OT: Text your GF/Wife " Woman I Want Sex"

ME: Woman i want sex!
Her: Oh Do You Now?
ME: Yes Woman, I Want Sex
Her: Well i told you I Wanted Some Lastnight, But What did You Say?.. Your Too Tired… So Im Too Tired.
Me: Dammit!!!

EPIC FAIL

ME: Woman I want sex
Her: Come over tonight!

Me: Women I want Sex
Her: I got exams and you know i dont do that, are you high again? I know you couldnt quit, whatever.
I guess I failed for even trying.

Talk about insult to injury. Guess im taking a cold shower tonight.

hahaha this is pretty funny. it should be moved to network wide OT

+1… DO IT! Bing

Agreed let the whole community see this

Me: Woman, I want sex.
GF: You just got it.

me:Woman, I want sex.
her:fuck off you woke me up to say that
me:son told me too

LMFAO!!

bringing this back to life

me: damn it women i want sex!
her: thought u were sick?
me: its good to sweat it out.
her: hmmm i dunno. . . . fine . . . i guess…

Win !

Me: Woman I Want Sex"
Her: me to!

SCCCCOOOOORRRREEEE

Me : “women I want sex”
women “thats nice ask palmala to help you out there”

FAIL

Me: Women I want Sex
Wife: I’ve been asking for weeks
Me: oh yeah J/k
Wife: Asshole