Text a girl and ask her, "When you gonna let me tap that?"

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Taken from site below.

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

Here is mine:

Sent one to the wife…

me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: next weekend
me: why do i have to wait that long?
Her: that beer is for your brothers wedding
me: no im talking about tapping your ass
Her: i told you a 100 times no anal
me: not anal just sex
Her: what the hell is up with you today?
me: nevermind

FAIL!

At first she thought i was talking about tapping the half keg we have in the garage for my brothers wedding…then it just went downhill from there :meh:

GO!

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You cant talk to your wife the way you talk to your girlfiend.

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me: when u gonna let me tap dat
her: haha
me: srsly
her: haha your funny
me:i’m serious
her: can u be here in 15? i gotta work at 5.

wordddd son.
no. I’m not going over there

she’s a 3 star at best

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this has been all over the internet in the past month or so

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me: when u gonna let me tap dat
her: im still sore from last night

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i wonder why that thread is closed after 96 pages. seems like a lot of win so far. lol

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GF: who the fuck did you mean to send that to?

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me: when u gonna let me tap dat
her: you know its that time of month. Gross!
me: so, tonight when I get home? We can do it in the shower!
her: maybe

Better than a no :tup:

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me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: What?
me: Well?
her: WTF
me: ?
her: You suck, I don’t spend all day on forums

LAME!!

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her: what?

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No, lame is your fail at copy/paste…

Aaron: when you gonna let me tap that?
Me: What?
Aaron: Well?
Me: WTF
Aaron: ?
Aaron:*you suck, see nyspeed for context
her: You suck, I don’t spend all day on forums

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me:when you gunna let me tap that?
her:shes in the shower jay…(sister)

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me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
her: U been drinkin at work again?
me: Negative.
her: Just thinking about me? :wink:
me: Yup. And it got me all hot and bothered. So what’s the answer?!
her: :frowning: idk. I’ll have to figure something out.

I’m sailing the failboat. :frowning:

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I’m awaiting my response from a random girl that gave me her number last night. lol

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ahha…

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are alot of you sending this to your g/f? seems like it from the responses lol

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skunk: ew what?

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2nd girl : hahahahahahahaha

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Texted an ex who earlier today posted on FB that she had broken up with her bf:

me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
her: Tonight lol.

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me - When you gonna let me tap that
her - LOL. Maybe u can take me on a few more dates

:frowning:
time for another girl lol