get rid of her…
3rd girl: lol what’s up?
4th girl: haha. Im workin 2nt. stop by if ur free
friend of mine for like 10 years, this should be akward…
me: When you gonna let me tap that?
her: Im sorry what? Who is this?
me: Don’t dodge the question
her: Uhm well I didn’t think I was supposed to. I told you im trying to avoid that with all guys
me: Even me?
her: ya when i said all guys that implies every guy. Did you misread what i meant when i said i wanted to be fuck buddies with chris? thats only because i trusted him. i don’t want one in general.
Jesus christ, I just wanted a funny answer, not a fucking book. I hate being friends with chicks
cmon get with the times. get a red towel.
I’m pissed because the skunk joke was already used.
5th: haha never jeff
someone text their mother and see what the response is
You expect me to spend money for some ass, when the water is paid for? 
:naab:
me - we’ll think about it.
her - I kind of like where your mind is though
me - How do you want me to tap that then.
her - Is this some kind of joke or something - edit1
her - SOoooooo. can i be on top? - edit2
me - if thats what you prefer
her - depends on what kind of mood i’m in
me - what kind of mood are you in. say 4:30am tonight?
edit: FUCK
edit2: YIPPEE
haha cept I really txt’d him.
and in dangerous waters…
me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: what? u alrdy have
me: well again iv been thinking about u
Her: stop being stupid
me: im not
me: well???
Her: not anytime this week now
Her: shouldent u be at work?
me: crap, im gunna be late
fuck thx guys
me:so when you gunna let me tap that?
mindless:umm was that supposed to be to me?
me:yes
mindless: ok lol i know your gay and want me but it took me off guard lol
…
me:so when you gunna let me tap that?
random girl: anytime you want baby
I think she’s fucking with me though…and not in that good way
her - well I’ll be sleeping lol.
me - I don’t care if you are sleeping it won’t take long…
her - lol ya
Girl 2 -
Me - when you gonna…
Her - Wow LOL
me - so thats a no?
her - as long as you don’t put your thumb in my butt again.
EDIT: LOL! i thought she liked that.
me:so when you gunna let me tap that?
another random girl: JUAT!
me: ay girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
cougarspeed: orly?
me:so when you gunna let me tap that?
girl2: Excuse me?
girl2: Excuse me?
me: What?
girl2: where did that come from?
me:the bottom of my heart
edit-
girl2: Why are you being weird? I haven’t talked to you in forever and the first thing you say to me is “when you gunna let me tap that?”
me: I’m not being weird im serious
Me - when you gonna let me tap that!
DJ Lil Joe - lol um…huh?