HAHA i just texted me assistant with it. She is sooo against fucking someone that you work with/boss lol
Not a good idea unless you like legal trouble.
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: Excuse me? Are you drinking?
:picard:
me: ay girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
ILC: when you stop jizzing before you stick your rock hard throbbing member in my tight dirty ass.
why does that turn me on
EDIT:
me:ay girl when you gonna let me tap dat?
6th: I dont know whenever you always text me at the wrong time
me: ay girl when you gonna let me tap dat?
7th: pardon?
i sayz: when you gonna let me tap that
she says: can you you reord that so it sounds nicer?
so i sayz: when you gonn let me tap that please
her reply: god bless
this guy: its settled then. tonight it is!
this next part caught me WAYYYY off gaurd
Her: i want you to fuck me in the ass. raw dog.
me: you can’t say that
her: i just did.
Me: well no you can’t. its like saying “i love you” ya cant say it unless you mean it otherwise people get upset.
her: i didnt know saying i want you to fuck me in the ass means just as much as if i were to say i love you. lol good to know.
ME: now you know, and knowing is half the battle! GO JOE!
long pause…
her - So 430 then 
me - What are we gonna be doing at 430?
her - ???
me - give me details!
me - and will your parents be pissed if we rock the house off the foundation
her - no they won’t lol, waht kind of details do you want.
me - IDK sell me for coming over. I might just go to bed if im too tired
Me: So when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Well considering we ran of out condoms, not until you go to the store
Me: FFFFUUUUUUUU!!!
Her: What in the name of hell is THAT supposed to mean?
Me: So I’ll be over in 20?
Her: Lol okay
lol you fggt
Random ex from the phone:
Me: When you gonna let me tap that
Her: Aren’t you gay now, Mr. commitment?
Me: wtf is that supposed to mean?
Her: You and your pretty little gf acting like a married couple
Me: Jealousy and envy will get you no where with this
Her: I had that, and your brother…
Me: Who was better?
Her: Your dad…
BILL SCHULER STRIKES AGAIN
FUCKING SLORES! :spank:
Me: When you gonna let me tap that
Her: Aren’t you gay now, Mr. commitment?
Me: wtf is that supposed to mean?
Her: You and your pretty little gf acting like a married couple
Me: Jealousy and envy will get you no where with this
Her: I had that, and your brother…
Me: Who was better?
Her: Your dad…
Me: Did you really sleep with my dad? That’s awesome
Her: No
Me: Yea…you are not worthy of such things. But seriously when am I hitting it?
Her: Why do you want to fuck me? You have not talked to me in like a year…
Me: Congratulations on being a buzz kill
Her: Fuck you asshole
I am going to call it quits at this point
quitters never win.
id say stick with it, shes about to cave
Me: When you gonna let me tap thatHer: Aren’t you gay now, Mr. commitment?
Me: wtf is that supposed to mean?
Her: You and your pretty little gf acting like a married couple
Me: Jealousy and envy will get you no where with this
Her: I had that, and your brother…
Me: Who was better?
Her: Your dad… Me: Did you really sleep with my dad? That’s awesome
Her: No
Me: Yea…you are not worthy of such things. But seriously when am I hitting it?
Her: Why do you want to fuck me? You have not talked to me in like a year…
Me: Congratulations on being a buzz kill
Her: Fuck you asshole
Me: Why are you so hostile all I want is to go for a nice stroll through pound town
Her: Pig
Me: Oh c’mon you love it, I will even let you play with my ball bag =D
Her: Where are you going tonight?
Me: PURE to see a DJ
Her: Electro fag hahahaha I will be at SubZero…
Me: Trashy
Her: Your cousin gives me free drinks
Me: You give him free blowjobs don’t you
Her: Maybe once
Me: You know why I gave you the name Bubbles right? Do you still do that? So hot!
Her: I was drunk I do not like the taste of cum, stfu you are such a jerk!
Me: You said it, so are we meeting up or what?
Her: Come to SubZero
Me: Never lol. My time there is done even if Kevin hooks me up.
Her: No sex for you then
Meh, gf is 10x better in bed and no where near as annoying.
Joes New SN 07 (5:38:32 PM): so when you gonna let me tap that?
(5:38:45 PM): my aunt?
(5:38:53 PM): wat
Joes New SN 07 (5:38:57 PM): no, you
(5:39:13 PM): tap that what?
(5:39:15 PM): im confused
Joes New SN 07 (5:39:35 PM): that ass
(5:39:58 PM): Sunday night? Unless you can come up with an arrangement that works sooner?
(5:40:03 PM): random. haha
ugh subzero 
I love the guys over there, but the place just sucks …
but thats certainly the one place I would not start a fight. Don would just tear your head off.
Funny story… last night they dragged someone out of the there lol… rippped his pants off… and nothing but BLACK ASS!!
LOL Assistants response to when you gonna.
Assistant - OMG WHAT?
Other girl wants me to come over at 430 in the morning to quote “come over while she is sleeping, tap ass, and be out before she wakes up”
another girl refuses to let me tap ass from behind since I shove my fingers in her butt
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Him: srpl
Him: 
Ughhhhhhhh…as i go through my phone, so many of the girls i’d text this to would probably think i wanna date them or something, and then i’d have to say it was just a joke…and be the asshole, and make things awkward between me and a friend lol…
HA i’m reading this AS a certain somebody sitting next to me gets this text…
LOL Poor girl! she thinks im serious! I think
RobtC: yo girl when you gonna let me hit that?
Her: Lol, what? You just did