good job Ben, u just described all women.
but no srsly shes very sane. very good to me too and holy shit takes care of me like whoa! im talking cleaning, making me anything i want whenever i want! post sex goes like this, “bitch make me a sammich and a nice tall glass of cold milk!” and she looks at me funny and says ok brb. haha if thats not absolute WIN i dont know what is.