NOT WORK SAFE : would u bang my gf?

Shift518 Automotive Shift518 Off Topic
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if you saw her walk into a bar, would u

  1. want to bang her
  2. would bang but wouldnt persue
  3. wouldnt touch with your worst enemys dick

ps: this is a very serious poll and there are stakes on the line for if i win. maybe if i win u will get more pics so choose wisely :wink:

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Choice #2.

Did she put you up to this thread? :lol

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heres what she thinks.

she thinks men dont want to fuck her and im insane about being jealous of certain circumstances because im constanly telling her how gorgeous i think she is and how everyman in the room would fuck her harder than seans love for adam.

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option 2, would best fit me :lmao, good luck winning, in for more pics lol

edit: sounds to be a common prob of girls, never thinking their pretty enough hah… good pick up E, shes def a looker :thumbup

editedit: seans love for adam is getting out of hand

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I clicked #2 I dont like fake nails. lol

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this shit is a setup by a jealous rage filled man, anyone voting option 1 will most certainly violently perish.

watch your votes nigguhz

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i have a feeling im going to get very skewed results because of option #2.

basiclly what i want to know is who would fuck her and would would actually turn it down.

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would smash…even though i would be smashed in the head by beefcake after

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Girl is attractive, I don’t see why any warm blooded male wouldn’t want to smash.

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There is absolutely nothing about her that would turn me away physically.

She’s probably nuts though.

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By traditional standards, you’d literally have to be a homosexual to turn down a sex offer from your girlfriend.

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I’m gonna go ahead and say WOULD SMASH.

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ben, sometimes i swear u are retarded.

this came about because tomorrow night we are going to a party and she is wearing next to nothing. i told her if any dudes try anything im going to yoke them up. she replied, “babe, no one wants to fuck me but u.”

this is where i said let me prove u wrong. hence the thread

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:thumbup

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:thumbup

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good job Ben, u just described all women.

but no srsly shes very sane. very good to me too and holy shit takes care of me like whoa! im talking cleaning, making me anything i want whenever i want! post sex goes like this, “bitch make me a sammich and a nice tall glass of cold milk!” and she looks at me funny and says ok brb. haha if thats not absolute WIN i dont know what is.

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yeah shes crazy for thinking that

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I bet if you posted a picture of her in her costume, almost ALL of the votes would be choice #1. :rofl

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god you are such a whiny little bitch