Ilya
1
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting
sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, snickering,
“If you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat.”
He raised an eyebrow and replied,
“If you weren’t so ugly it would lift itself.”
Ilya
6
Only one I got today from a co-worker. She’s usually the joke distributor lol.
What’s the difference between cowboy hats and tampons?
Cowboy hats are for assholes.
What’s the difference between cowboy hats and tampons?
Cowboy hats are for assholes.
how much for that maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx