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I’ve never seen this photo before, but I thought it was hilarious and it’s got great captioning potential

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll126/boardjnky4/whalecrusher.jpg

What can you fellas do with it?

definitely some failboat possibilities

definitely some ‘you’re doing it wrong’ jokes in there

Does this crap already exist?

“Awe shit, I don’t like where this is going…”

“Whale, I think its about time to be hittin that 'ole dusty trail”

That was big news about a month ago. There were a bunch of boats whale watching at Cape Town when this little guy whacked that sailboat. The boat didn’t sink and nobody got hurt. There’s a video of it too.

As for a caption:

“OK OK I’m sorry I called you a fish!”

First thing that popped into my head was South Park’s, “Fuck you Whares!”.

That or, “Hello, Paul Watson, how do I go about getting my donation back?”

“hey lady theres a whale in your boat!”

edit: Tommy Boy?

“Fuck you stick figure Jesus!”

“Hi My name is Johnny the whale, and this is the boat high jump” /jackass

Come check out our new line of Boston Whalers.

“That Intrepid didn’t dodge.” :rimshot:

that camera man sucks

“could use a little wind here…”

http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_davidf/2008_5_06_dinghy.jpg

Best line. Only one that I actually laughed at.

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