PewterSS - I will take my time and carefully type my posts with correct spelling and punctuation.
Kanut - I will cut back on porn from 8 hours a day to no more than 7.5.
Blanyer - I will stop listening to shitty bands and try to make peace with Sonny.
Whitey - I will stop being so nice to stupid noobs and will continue to fight off the urge to paint the 240 pink.
TwoForty - I will start buying my protein shakes at GNC instead of getting them the old fashioned way.
Suncock - I will stop looking like the bastard stepchild of an autistic Lance Armstrong.
Cutty - I will buy a car that was built after 1987 and I will put mufflers on it.
And no more than 4 teabaggings per week.
Shaggy - I’m going to cut back on not smoking pot and Newports.
1320 - Im going to cut back on not sucking redneck cock in the bathroom stall after my favorite hickbar closes.
