Poor Audi...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/clairon-touch-screen-dunlop-fosgate-4-tvs-exhaust-18rim_W0QQitemZ150225026782QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item150225026782

The back end is sad and I love the description…

http://i17.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/e0/f4/6771_1.JPG

“FRONT WHEEL DRIVE”

Body type:Coupe”

“4DR SDN MANUAL”

“the car is equiped with a short throw shifter, so its pretty fast.”

o2 censors the computer thinks they are not working but it just doesnt have them

Awesome, granted for 2k it might be worth it.

Oh god, people are such tools.

i didnt think it looked bad in the front shot… then i read and looked at the remainder of the pics… lol… well worth 2k though…

its true… shows the value that Audi buys put on after market crap…

I feel like every dollar he spent on mods is a dollar less he is getting for the car.

another good line is:

“the air bag light also stays lit it has been lit for about 2 years not shure why.”

I think that line there shows how much care he put into it.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1985-Audi-Quattro-Turbo-Coupe-QTC_W0QQitemZ180223804793QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item180223804793

Here this one will make up for how bad that one is…

I feel bad for this almost as bad as I feel for jcuz’s old car, every time I see it the ever loving shit is being beaten out of it.

:pimp:

i missed the part about the sts

That car is fucking badass, care to explain what’s wrong with it?

Yes I’m being serious…

nothing, thats why he said it will make up for how bad the first one is

Yea, so? not all a4’s are AWD… I dont think its thats bad, some tailights and a new trunk lid it would be a nice looking car.

Maybe nice looking, but what else did he fup with on it? I can’t imagine what running w/o O2’s has done to it, and for how long too?

Maybe he added a “performance chip” to it? You know the EBay $19.95 version. You have to get a feeling that as clueless as he is, there’s gotta be more he ain’t saying that you’re destined to find out at some point.

You could probably sell off the aftermarket junk, return it to stock, defuck everything, clear the codes, and have a nice DD. Too bad the bid’s already >$3600.

Spoilers on front wheel drive cars still drive me nuts…

I can’t even read that shit.