You: a $30k millionaire, payment poor to buy used stretch & poke for your clapped out 100k+ euro hawtness.
Me: a homeless gas grill lacking a tank. Burner is good to fair, lava rocks full of awesome sauce.
Together: we can grill up eggplant & morning star burgers til we grow old together. What are my desires? You. What are my needs? A White Ultra Zero Monster. Nudez to come.


