Quotes from around the net

[FMFGSX]

Why not have a thread for all the “bright” bulbs around the net!

DSMTuners:

[quote=“QuikinCO”"]

i got a sick exhaust on ebay and i shoot flames just like in my favorite movies tokyo drift it soooo nice bud it big time panty dropper it sound like equal length honda civic headers with a exhaust rattle which is my favorite sound true performance lies within a shitty b18 exhaust rattle almost as loud as my 15 inch subs
laters buds

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[kramerbuccs24]

I’ve got a few saved from CRSX’s OT forums

@azrsx05"

She loves knives, she has like 10 of them. She’s probably going to kill me while I’m asleep, lol. She always carries one with her.

@baotiny0608"

Damn im guessing she thinks the quickest way to a mans heart is through the chest with a sharp object

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@bigdaddy"

you know your shits fucked up when a neon is making fun of you

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@drunkenmagnum"

I like to strip down naked. Show all da hoes my penis and how its infected

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Quote:
Originally Posted by vdub_jetta
Shes at work too. We live no where near our house. im fucked.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by arizonarsx
i was 16, we were chillin @ suhails pad and he pulled out this glass pipe, put the green stuff in it and all of a sudden we were in the black pearl cruisin down the atlantic ocean in the search for capt sparrow. i talked to the parrot and he gave me some words of wisdom. woke up with cheetos all over my face.

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@the_turtle"

^ been pulled over 3 times… in my old civic, none in my rsx. once for speeding, 65 in a 45 (thats shit its 45 for 1/32 of a mile) 2 for illegal window tint…ill tell these stories

first tint storie…im in the left lane going 75 in a 65 and i see a cop in the u turn thing up ahead (just the lights, the way the road is layed out, he can see me yet) so i get in the right lane and slow down to 65…as we get closer…A bright red c5 vette passes me doing about 75 ish…never even slows down…he pulls out, i keep my cool and keep rolling…cops tailgating me now and finally flips on the lights, i pull over and he comes to my pass. side, i unsnap my 4pts and roll the window down. cop says: Liscense and registration…" i cut him off with my license and hes like “do you know why…HEY how are you doing???” im like SWEET!!! its my old baseball coach (elemtry school son!)/ neighborhood cop/ his son was a grade under me… so basically he tells me he just pulled me over for tint, we had some good laughs, he ask’s me how dark they are and im like “i dont know” hes like “dont give me that, i know you know everything about this car” and im like “yea, i just want you to tell me” so he gets his light meter and they come out to 12.8% but he told me “it looks good man, well, just be carefull, we just got these light meters and we gotta make the department happy for a while…have a nice day” and i left…as i pulled back on, my dad was right behind me…and didnt even notice…lol but i hardly talk to him

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@matkuf1"

Cook your gf into a pot of chili and then make him eat it, that will show him for selling you his pubes.

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the first post in a new thread:

@05HITECHType-s"

would u put nitrous to ur car? becouse i wonna but like 50 shot nos should i

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Originally Posted by eMiNeNt
My questions are where can I find some vtec fluid? Who makes the best kind? I called autozone they said they never even heard about it?

Help please.

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@*El Ocho Uno*"

I had a girl who liked to squirt on me, but thinking back on it I think she would just pee on me

I dunno, some of them have to be in context to be funny, but they’re not bad regardless lol

[94Gt5.0]

Holy fuck…I really hope those guys arent serious. And i was LOL’ing hard at some of those…like cook your GF rofl

[FMFGSX]

That’s some funny shit.

[kramerbuccs24]

@94Gt5.0

Holy fuck…I really hope those guys arent serious. And i was LOL’ing hard at some of those…like cook your GF rofl

you gotta check out the “time to bitch” forum Log in | Acura RSX, ILX and Honda EP3 Forum

people just go on rants and then other people join in and then retarded-ly funny shit is said rofl

[94Gt5.0]

There are some silly motherfuckers over there lol. wayyy OT, but how do you put a moving avitar in here??

[kramerbuccs24]

@94Gt5.0

There are some silly motherfuckers over there lol. wayyy OT, but how do you put a moving avitar in here??

it’s got to be a .gif file, not a .jpeg like what you’ve probably got now. just type in " (something) .gif " in google and you’ll prolly find something

[FMFGSX]

TLPlanet:

I really want a Busa all decked out with luggage for high speed sport touring

[kramerbuccs24]

@FMFGSX

TLPlanet:

rofl:rofl

[Jersey_Fresh]

“nothing ever came out of dead testicles”

“theres only ladies and cunts, all the ladies know the cunts but the cunts think theyre ladies. Thats your nigger in that bunch. Shes a nigger, shes not a lady, thats why she likes to be called one… fuck her, shes a cunt. Every lady that thinks shes a lady gets fucked! Shes a cunt, fuck her. Fuked up ladies and fucked up cunts, are you gonna loose your fucking minds?”

“give him some head, if he wants you to suck his cock, get down on your fuckin knees, suck his cock. Pray to god, say oh jesus i hope hes an american cause he might save my immmortal soul. let him fuck me in my asshole, let him do anything he wants. Take my cunts… Take my fucking money please. Take my Wife. hey take anything. Take my camel, shes a good fuck, ive tried them all.”

All quotes of the same person…

[Hooked_on_240]

that last one was stupid. who says that

[FMFGSX]

Wow

@LoUd91tsiFWD

Hi all,
I recently purchased a 91 talon with the turbo. When I drove it, I could never feel the turbo give any power and the guy said it just needed some more boost fluid. He told me to look at the guage, and when I gave it some gas, it never reached boost and he said that meant it was empty. He didn’t want too much for it and it was a 5 spd (what I wanted) so I bought the car for $2300 and got it home. Well the next day I looked around forever, but could not tell where I need to fill back up the boost. I saw some lines going into the turbo, so I am pretty sure that is where it needs to go.
The only problem now is that I cannot seem to find any of the fluid at my local auto parts stores. Most of them have never heard of anything like it and one other place said they no longer carried it. Is this something I have to get at the dealer?

Anyways, if you can help please reply, I can’t wait to start using the turbo again

[bennyfizzle]

@Gerd

!! they formed it!! my friend, whom paolo, he has, drives it very rarely, therefore you chamfered him by the tunnel and he beep to horn, attempts, in order to frighten cow, but cow does not run.

:rofl

A guy I know from a local driving club I’m in made a second name on bimmerforums, and it became his alter-ego, he would take an english sentence and use an online translator to translate it to german, then back to english, some of the quotes are fucking hilarious and it was one of funniest things in bimmerforums OT history.

Some more:

@Gerd

why dont does not PUT a horse-sweater over the engine??? AHAHHAAHHAHA

@Gerd

my horse carries OLD PERSONS of CARPETS HAHA

@Gerd

Then we can do mercedes for using of e!!! also complain I am fair only jokes… Ben, which is wonderful M coupe! do you wash it each night before bed? I tended, to have it kept broken off on the side. TOO MUCH ENERGY, THE FOR ME!! PUSHES!

He got banned for having multiple accts, there was a petition with like 200 members to get him un-banned :rofl