Quotes from the owner of Bath Fitters...

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Zapatista (8:22:06 PM): so some dude in a black porsche was talkin shit about your car the other day lol
UnderSteerN2Wall (8:22:14 PM): blond hair?
UnderSteerN2Wall (8:22:29 PM): chrome wheels?
Zapatista (8:23:46 PM): yeah
Zapatista (8:23:50 PM): carbon fiber accessories
UnderSteerN2Wall (8:23:52 PM): what he say?
Zapatista (8:24:09 PM): just sayin your car’s not a RuF its just got stickers and a body kit
UnderSteerN2Wall (8:24:15 PM): lol
Zapatista (8:24:18 PM): and saying its ruined and its slow
UnderSteerN2Wall (8:24:34 PM): i know it’s not a Ruf, it’s a porsche w/ a Ruf R550 turbo kit on it
UnderSteerN2Wall (8:24:40 PM): i never ever said it was a Ruf
Zapatista (8:24:47 PM): oh i thought it was
Zapatista(8:25:05 PM): then again i dont know much about your car
UnderSteerN2Wall (8:25:06 PM): nope
UnderSteerN2Wall (8:25:11 PM): it’s slow
UnderSteerN2Wall (8:25:18 PM): lol
UnderSteerN2Wall (8:25:22 PM): he’s a pathological liar
UnderSteerN2Wall (8:25:30 PM): said his car made 680whp on 1 bar of boost
Zapatista (8:25:30 PM): but he kept leaning in and bein like “your friends full of shit… like that skyline he bought and blew up”
Zapatista (8:25:41 PM): i was like… blew up??? uh… the input shaft broke
UnderSteerN2Wall (8:25:45 PM): lol, my tranny input shaft snapped
Zapatista (8:25:56 PM): i know
Zapatista (8:25:57 PM): lol
UnderSteerN2Wall (8:26:05 PM): i’m full of shit? hahahaha
Zapatist (8:26:08 PM): i think you should race him
Zapatista(8:26:08 PM): and post pics
Zapatista (8:26:17 PM): just my opinion
Zapatista (8:26:24 PM): his porsche was nice
Zapatista (8:26:24 PM): no doubt about it
Zapatista (8:26:31 PM): needed the touch of somebody who actually knew how to buff
Zapatista (8:26:33 PM): but it was nice
UnderSteerN2Wall (8:26:33 PM): no, he ruined it
Zapatista (8:26:46 PM): i do like the CF im not gonna lie
UnderSteerN2Wall (8:26:49 PM): any porsche aficionado would say it too lol
Zapatista (8:26:53 PM): not ahuge fan of the wheels though
UnderSteerN2Wall (8:26:58 PM): no, he has *** wheels
Zapatista (8:27:02 PM): yup
Zapatista (8:27:07 PM): spinners up in that bitch
Zapatista (8:27:12 PM): and those lugnuts
Zapatista (8:27:15 PM): what size are they?
Zapatista (8:27:16 PM): like
Zapatista (8:27:17 PM): 30mm?
Zapatista (8:27:24 PM): donk status
Zapatista (8:27:46 PM): but the CF shit i did approve of
Zapatista (8:27:46 PM): but when he opened his mouth
UnderSteerN2Wall (8:27:53 PM): he has GT2 turbos on his car now
UnderSteerN2Wall (8:28:10 PM): they’re only good to like, 440whp if that
Zapatista (8:28:35 PM): i was like wow… you think youre hot shit huh haha

I can not wait to see him out in his car… He claimed to Justin and I he dyno’d 680whp at 1bar of boost as well… The guy is such a tool box.

The convo is between a good friend Scott and I.

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come on now way at 14 lbs

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Most people are

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The turbos he has run out at about 440-460whp. They’re just GT2 (K24) turbos.

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show em whats up cossey

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lol it’s the Micky mouse car… lol

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Lets pull a pjb drop at his house

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:eek

I’m lol’ing HARD at this Cossey and the same time shaking my head in disgust.

JD is a tool. First day I met the guy was at a meet in front of JVG’s old Kohls shop. Same day I met Jason Micare when he was driving the Atom. JD said the car made some 6xx wheel and I laughed, crawled under the back of his car to take but mere seconds to realize he was full of shit and walked away. K24’s aint gunna cut it. That car DOES NOT make that power and for him to talk like he knows a thing or two about the workings of the 996 is hysterical.

Cossey’s 996 would smoke JD’s. No questions asked.

Shit, now I have serious motivation to get your 996 in the garage this week and track the boost issue. Sorry JVG…audi is gonna wait a couple more days now…

JD…you got balls…:Idiots

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his wheels suck.

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Do we have pics of said BSer’s porsche? I have seen Cossey’s at the lot, and I approve.

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The entire lineup of cosmetic crap on that car sucks. Alot of money to(IMO) ruin the look of that car. Too bad the thick headed ego and lies get in the way…

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Sounds like a LaDuke with money

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It has been shown here in the past. I’m not about to go search this forum for it though

a quick “albany 996 turbo” google search promted this car, which i think was it prior to the damn rear diffuser… it does have those god damn ugly IC inlet ducts and what appear to be the wheels. I haven’t seen this car since that JVG meet but have run into the owner @ langan since then

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2492/3686297694_d3f01a9c13.jpg

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When Myers, Sgambelluri, someone else and I were at Pep Boys picking up something (I was driving the 996), he pulled in in his SRT-8 Jeep and asked how much boost I was running (this was before the new turbos, but after the EPL tune) and I said “1.3-1.4 bar.”

His reply “impossible. No way. The motor would blow.”

For the record, I’m running 1.5bar on the upgraded turbos.

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Should have added that I guess the guys running 30R’s @ 1.3-1.4 bar have angels in their motors then.

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What a chodewhistler

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I almost got to see said tool bag wreck his car at colonie center a while back. Tried to be cool and do like 60 out of a parking spot, almost got t-boned by some old lady in a minivan

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His bath tubs suck and are overpriced too.

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That guy was giving me the my shits better than your look with his wife in the car. Then proceeded to buck the car leaving the light and then rev the piss out of it to slip the fuck outta the clutch.What a tool.

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:haha