S2000 > lots of things

NYSpeed Automotive
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2006 galant V6

This tard thought it would be funny to pull up next to me, and without any warning honk three times and take off on me on zee highway… s2000s have no torque right?

Correct - but they still pull like a mildly raped and/or sodomized ape up up top.

after going on the third beep, I leave it in 3rd and hit the gas, he doesn’t go anywhere, then VTEC kicks in, then I put lightyears on him. I mean, a couple cars. Shut it down at around 100 with him being about 2 buses behind me.

??? Mustang (possibly 94ish looking)

That galant tard’s friend with nasty ass altezzas and pipes that stuck out about 5 inches from his bumper does a ricer flyby after I let off the first time. Slow to around 55, 3 beeps, he gets a 1/4 of a fender right off the bat, but then it’s nothing but smooth sailing to around 110. Probably 1.5 buses. It was bad. Not much faster than the galant. Ouch.

Skunk year M3 (I’m guessing 97ish)

Pull up at a light coming back from the gym - it’s Thursday and all the fucking ricers are out. Tinted, dropped, rimmed M3 pulls up next to me. Has a nice low profile spoiler, nice lip, looks kinda beat. Sounds ok, DTm style exhaust tips. Throws a couple revs at me, creeps up at the light. Light goes green, it’s an AUTO!!! I launch he gets nowhere end of first I’m about 1 car ahead, shift 2nd pull another car and some, shift third, already 3 something ahead and call it quits cause I’m just pulling more and more and don’t feel like a nasty ticket. he slows and I still can’t see through his tint…

2006 S2000

Another light on my way back from the bank -

Shot the shit a little, yellow AP2, OEM lip and skirt kit, looked awesome. Told him how much I disliked the yellow :slight_smile:

We launched he bogged I pulled an instant 2 cars on him. Stayed that way till I shut off top of 2nd.

Top down kills FTW! :beer:

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nice, now go race yourself in your gallant

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but thats unpossible…

Good kills

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Hawiian driven stooks are ghey… /fin

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Nice hedgehog

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Dammit, Howie, I want you to get mad and say, “You son-of-a-bitch!!”

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Nice kills bro. You proved 4 things with your post.

  1. ur s2k > galant
  2. ur s2k > riced stang
  3. ur s2k > M3
  4. ur driving skillz > other s2k driver’s skillz

:tup:

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i personally like yellow s2000s, in fact, my father maybe purchasing a 2002 tomorrow…i hope he does:)

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Please stop mildy raping/sodomizing apes. Thats just dirty.

Nice killz daddieeee

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I don’t dislike them, i was fuckign with him

it’s just so freakin’… yellow

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bitch please i can outdrive him in his own kaa

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:tup: s2000’s are hawt.

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I thought there was another reason that you didn’t like yellow stooks… because KrazyJon used to own one! :smiley:

Nice kills though. The joys of a low torque, lite car… it pulls no matter what!

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Riiiiiight…

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But don’t forget Impala > s2k. :slight_smile:

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thanks

I call him gergory.

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Good to see you having fun with it Howie. And i agree, top down kills FTW. :slight_smile: I will be joining you with some kills of that nature in a few weeks i hope :smiley:

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whats up howie, good kills…i just got my dad into a yellow StooK for 18K with 16K miles…not a bad deal

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Not to question the kill, but are you sure that wasn’t a plain old 325i made to look like an M3? Wouldn’t be the first time something like that has happened, and if it was an auto, I’d be highly suspicious.

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my friends dad hasan auto M3, but it was pretty quick…adn yea i have seen a lot of 325i with M rims and stuff, to try to be the ultimate driving machine but fall flat on their face in the process