Sex v. Red Light

Have you ever had sex under a red light? If you have, did it make it better, worse, or no change?

Personally, I think it’s the fucking best. Even the hottest girl looks hotter in red light…

Pole cumming…

What are you fucking plants? Do they wilt under the wrong wavelength?

For those of you who haven’t tried it, it’s the absolute best. Walmart sells red bulbs, for the record.

I tried to once, but it turned green and we had to get the fuck out of there because traffic was coming.

Yea, I’ve done it… although I don’t really remember much of it… was a long while ago and I was TRASHED…

My favorite of all time was still on the windowsill; in front of the window in the hotel room at the Adam’s Mark; 5th floor… Oh what a night that was…

lol, spence beat me to it

No one believes me that everyone looks hotter under the red light.

+1 When I first read the title of this thread, I was thinking “How would the light stay red long enough for me to finish before it turned green?”

That is what my original thought was after reading the title. lol Haven’t had sex while at a red light, but have done it while driving lol.

You could also not have sex with chicks that need to be under certain lighting to look good, that helps.

I’ll have to try this redlight idea at some point, though.

meh, i prefer flesh tones/colors.

i was thinking the same thing spence was thinking LOL

even dawn?

wait a min. back the VW up… you shop at walmart?

For red light sex bulbs? One would expect one to purchase blue light sex bulbs at walmart…

lol never even crossed my mind

No, Blue Light Sex Bulbs are Kmart!

Never put lighting on the pre-penetration gameplan.

Newman using strip club lighting techniques :tif:

try it with a strobe light…it’s like having sex with a robot.

you would know.