Sexual Favors for a NYSpeed sticker

i have a white one laying around. if you agree to be my personal assistant for 24 hours its yours.

duties include:
answering phone
scheduling appointments (hair, nails, tanning)
reading a book to me when i fall asleep
getting me ice water when i need it
driving me to and from class/work
ironing my clothes
running bath water
making breakfast/lunch/dinner

PM me for more details if interested.