Shalerpunk

[The1SloR_T]

Happy Bday!

[flyinglow57]

@The1SloR/T

Happy Bday!

[traydogg6969]

happy b-day

[Pewter]

@traydogg6969

happy b-day

[tjZ28]

Happy Bday.

-TJ

PS- be proud, I don’t bother w/ the bday shit for many ppl on this board.

[Jeff95TA]

Happy birthday

[HaNnIBaL64]

@The1SloR/T

Happy Bday!

[Shaggy]

[bgblockelcamino]

happy birthday

[DTMVENG24]

[QUOTE=pewterss][/QUOTE]

:burnout:

[BlkP42E]

@bgblockelcamino

happy birthday

[ShalerPunk]

thanks to everyone.

@myspace.com/shalerpunk

I’m sorry for any obnoxious texting/calling/vomiting I committed last night. A fifty dollar bottle of thirty year old Colheita Porto, Jell-O shots, Red Bull + Vodkas, Jager, and the Piece of Ass I had last night made me throw up my own blood and I thought I was dying.

Mad props to Nicole, Parker, Sarah, Joe D., and anyone else who babysat me last night.

Lessons I’ve learned:

1. You cannot make up for missing out on a 21st birthday party by getting crushed on your 24th birthday.

2. You don’t drink a 1976 Smith + Woodhouse Colheita Port from the bottle. You especially don’t play beer pong with it.

3. If you’re going to drink as much as I did last night, you have to eat more beforehand; Four Zantrex-3s and half of a Sakkio Japan kid’s meal is not sufficient.

4. Throwing up blood is sometimes good. I feel better, and my abs are harder than a priest at a cub scout meeting.

5. I know everyone says this, but: I am done drinking for awhile.

6. Where the fuck are my socks? (This is more of a question than a life lesson, actually.)

[DTMVENG24]

@traydogg6969

happy b-day

[slowcamaro]

happy b-lated bday

know wheres my pizza