SLAB (Slow Low / Loud And Bangin) Cars

Gentlemen, I present to you the worst:

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^^ That last one is very important.

What a bunch of fucking scum bags

I need that steering wheel in the caddy.

Been awhile since some Stoopid shit has come out. We should b good for awhile.

First fidget spinners, now this.

Still yet to see one in person

Only poor people buy shit like this. Anyone with money knows all of it will be taken in a civil suit if you run a mother fucker over with these.

I also really like the fresh puddle of trans fluid when he backs the car up in the how to beat a ticket one. Really shows where his priorities are at.

This is Houston.

The remarkable thing is it sounds like this has been around for quite some time in Texas as @lorge1989 said. Maybe it’s a testament to humanity that we haven’t seen it here yet…

… or maybe we’re just going to the wrong cars & coffee.

https://youtu.be/SW2oiypFPR8

It looks like a James Bond/MadMax tire slasher or something like that.

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Obama phones take turrible video y0.

haha, so just learned something new from that video. “Drippin stains when I switch lanes”, they don’t mind the leaks lol

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My mom has a 1972 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible, black just like in this movie. It needs to be restored, I plan to do it one day even though it will cost more than its worth, but I’ll do it myself. We used to watch this movie because they ran from the cops in it lol

https://youtu.be/UkaKSRWdPJM

This was spurred by the Jalopnik article I am assuming?

I got 0:20 into this video and that girls’s face freaked me out SO MUCH.

Lol. This song is what made these people famous, its like their first hit. They didnt have real money yet to hire models, it was probably just a girl they knew lol

I was in Houston about 2 years ago, very common. It was hilarious to me, but apparently according to my friend that had been down there for the better part of 5 years, its super common on almost any vehicle.

I can’t wait to see fail videos associated with these things…

https://static.businessinsider.com/image/570be1f152bcd021008bbe1c/image.gif

Yeah super common down south, get traveled son.

My buddy’s in Texas are getting me some Swangers for my caddy, I can’t wait to swap out my vogues for them.

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