With all the below the belt shots taken on here I’m suprised there isn’t a Nut Shot smiley.
Here’s my vote for it.
+2 in
x3
and a failboat smiley
+4
i think they are suggesting one be made.
it’s ok, i have often seen suggestions for smilies where samples are provided. 
there ya go. not bad on the second one. i don’t see why the one in the dinghy is there but the other one fits. let’s adopt it.
post #3 suggested a failboat one, I saw that, and threw it in there as well.
riiiight. forgot about that. it does have a boat in it, i’ll give you that much.
That is all.