So who wants to go run Poland?

Seeing as they don’t have a functioning government at the moment.

Polish leader, 96 others dead in Russia jet crash

SMOLENSK, Russia – The crash of an aging Russian airliner ravaged the top levels of Poland’s military, political and church elite Saturday, killing the Polish president and dozens of other dignitaries as they traveled to a ceremony commemorating a slaughter that has divided the two nations for seven decades.

             Poles wept before their televisions, lowered flags to  half-staff and taped black ribbons in their windows after hearing that President Lech Kaczynski and the upper  echelons of the establishment lay dead in woods a short drive from the  site of the Katyn forest massacre, where 22,000 Polish officers were  killed by Soviet  secret police in one of Poland's greatest national traumas.
             Thousands of people, many in tears, placed candles  and flowers at the presidential palace in central Warsaw. Many called the  crash Poland's worst disaster since World War II.
             Twenty monks rang the Zygmunt bell at Krakow's Wawel  Cathedral — the burial spot of Polish kings — a tolling reserved  for times of profound importance or grief.
             The crash also shocked Russia. Sensing the depth of the tragedy for  Poland, Prime Minister  Vladimir Putin personally took charge of the investigation and  very quickly and publicly offered condolences, along with Russian President Dmitry  Medvedev.
             "On this difficult day the people of Russia stand  with the Polish people," Medvedev said, according to the Kremlin press service.
             Chunks of the plane were scattered widely amid  leafless trees and small fires in woods shrouded with fog. A tail fin  with the red and white national colors of Poland stuck up from the  smoking debris. Early indications pointed to pilot error in heavy fog as a factor in the  crash, officials said.
             On board were the national bank president, deputy  foreign minister, army chaplain, head of the National Security Office,  deputy parliament speaker, Olympic Committee head, civil rights  commissioner and at least two presidential aides and three lawmakers,  the Polish foreign ministry said. Kaczynski's wife, Maria, also died.
             "This is unbelievable — this tragic, cursed Katyn," Kaczynski's  predecessor, Aleksander  Kwasniewski, said on TVN24 television.
             It is "a cursed place, horrible symbolism," he said.  "It's hard to believe. You get chills down your spine."
             Polish  Prime Minister Donald Tusk and some cabinet members flew to  Smolensk from Warsaw. The president's twin brother, former Prime Minister Jaroslaw  Kaczynski, headed to the area in a chartered plane along with  party members.
             Television showed Jaroslaw kneeling and praying at  the crash site. Tusk, joined by Putin, placed a wreath at the site and  knelt. When he stood up, Putin hugged him.
             Afterward, Putin and Tusk held a video conference  with members of a special commission in Moscow, who told them that  doctors, psychologists and other specialists were ready to assist  relatives of the victims. They said some bodies have already been flown  to Moscow for  identification and were being taken to the morgue.
             The Polish military suffered the deepest losses.  Among the dead were the army  chief of staff, the navy chief commander, and heads of the air  and land forces, who were all making the emotional trip to honor the  Polish officers slain by the NKVD, the acronym for the Soviet secret  police at the time of the killings in 1940.
             Some on board were relatives of the officers slain in  the Katyn massacre. Also  among the victims was Anna  Walentynowicz, whose firing in August 1980 from the Lenin  Shipyards in Gdansk sparked a workers' strike that spurred the eventual  creation of the Solidarity  freedom movement.
             "This is a great tragedy, a great shock to us all,"  former president and Solidarity leader Lech Walesa said.
             Polish Parliament Speaker Bronislaw Komorowski, who  became acting  president, addressed his country on television: "Poland is in mourning,  we have suffered a dramatically painful loss."
             He said he would announce early elections within 14  days of the president's death, in line with the constitution. The vote  must be held within another 60 days. 

Russia’s Emergency Ministry said there were 97 dead, 88 in the Polish state delegation. Poland’s Foreign Ministry said there were 89 people on the passenger list but one had not shown up for the roughly 1 1/2-hour flight from Warsaw’s main airport.

Poland called for two minutes of silence across the country Sunday and declared a week of mourning. Medevedev declared Monday a day of mourning in Russia.

In the village of Gorzno, in northern Poland, the streets were largely empty as people stayed home to watch television.

“It is very symbolic that they were flying to pay homage to so many murdered Poles,” said resident Waleria Gess, 73.

The deaths were not expected to directly affect the functioning of Polish government: Poland’s president is commander in chief of its armed forces but the position’s domestic duties are chiefly symbolic. No top government ministers were aboard the plane.

Polish-Russian relations had been improving recently after being poisoned for decades over the massacre of some 22,000 Polish officers in and around Katyn forest.

Russia never has formally apologized for the deaths but Putin’s decision to attend a memorial ceremony earlier this week in the forest was seen as a gesture of goodwill toward reconciliation. Kaczynski wasn’t invited to that event because Putin, as prime minister, had invited his Polish counterpart, Tusk.

Rossiya-24 showed hundreds of people around the Katyn monument, many holding Polish flags, some weeping.

Kaczynski, 60, was the first serving Polish leader to die since exiled World War II-era leader Gen. Wladyslaw Sikorski in a mysterious plane crash off Gibraltar in 1943.

The president was a conservative and a lifelong skeptic of Russia with many detractors at home and abroad. Condolences from world leaders paid tribute to his patriotism and defense of freedom during Communist rule in Poland.
Putin and Medvedev promised Tusk they would work closely with Poland in investigating the crash. Initial signs pointed to an accident, possibly due to the fog that is very common in the area in spring and fall, as well as pilot error.

Both black boxes have been found. Preliminary data indicated that the plane hit the treetops as it was making the approach to the airport in poor visibility, the ITAR-Tass news agency quoted Marina Gridneva, an official with the Russian general prosecutor’s office, as saying.

Andrei Yevseyenkov, spokesman for the Smolensk regional government, said Russian dispatchers had asked the Polish crew to divert from the military airport in North Smolensk and land instead in Minsk, the capital of neighboring Belarus, or in Moscow to the east because of the fog.
While traffic controllers generally have the final word in whether it is safe for a plane to land, they can and do leave it to the pilots’ discretion. Air Force Gen. Alexander Alyoshin confirmed that the pilot disregarded instructions to fly to another airfield. The Smolensk airfield is not equipped with an instrument landing system to guide planes to the ground.
“But they continued landing, and it ended, unfortunately, with a tragedy,” Alyoshin said. He added that the pilot makes the final decision about whether to land.

The Tu-154 was the workhorse of East Bloc civil aviation in the 1970s and 1980s. Poland has long discussed replacing the planes that carry the country’s leaders but said they lacked the funds.
According to the Aviation Safety Network, there have been 66 crashes involving Tu-154s in the past four decades, including six in the past five years. The Russian carrier Aeroflot recently withdrew its Tu-154 fleet from service, largely because the planes do not meet international noise restrictions and use too much fuel.

The presidential plane was fully overhauled in December, the general director of the Aviakor aviation maintenance plant in Samara, Russia told Rossiya-24. The plant repaired the plane’s three engines, retrofitted electronic and navigation equipment and updated the interior, Alexei Gusev said. He said there could be no doubts that the plane was flightworthy.
Kacyznski became president in December 2005 after defeating Tusk in that year’s presidential vote.

The nationalist conservative had said he would seek a second term in presidential elections this fall. He was expected to face an uphill struggle against Komorowski, the candidate of Tusk’s governing Civic Platform party.
Poland has become a firm U.S. ally in the region since the fall of communism — a stance that crosses party lines.

The European Union member nation of 38 million people sent troops to the U.S.-led war in Iraq and recently boosted its contingent in Afghanistan to some 2,600 soldiers.

U.S. Patriot missiles are expected to be deployed in Poland this year. That was a Polish condition for a 2008 deal — backed by both Kaczynski and Tusk — to host long-range missile defense interceptors.
The deal, which was struck by the Bush administration, angered Russia and was later reconfigured under President Barack Obama’s administration.
Under the Obama plan, Poland would host a different type of missile defense interceptors as part of a more mobile system and at a later date, probably not until 2018.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100410/ap_on_re_eu/eu_russia_plane_crash

O wow, thats prob not good…

jesus christ

Vote for Paul Brudzienski.

leave it to vlad! lol just not right! dayum russians!

They got they’re shit fucked

Ticket for November 2010:

Shiftfiveoneeight Party:
President- Paul Brudzienski
Vice President- Peter Ramotowski
Secretary of State- Adam Podbielski

wrong… pete ramotowski- treasurer

Nah brah.

President-Charles Zajac

5 star general… joe jiggs

Nah, Joe Jiggs: Department of transportation

+1:lol

Ill have to decline the nominations. Ive never been there, have no desire to go there and I hate polish food.

you havnt had real polish food then. petes mom makes awesome food

I’ll do it

Who thought it was a bright idea to put the entire Polish government on a single plane? They deserve a prize.

My grandmother makes it alot, my other grandmother used to and sometimes my mother does and I just dont like it. Most of it looks like shit and smells like rotting garbage when its cooking.
Kielbasa, pierogies, kapusta, etc. I wouldnt feed most of that shit to a pig.

Owned

They’re Polish…nuff said.

Noone else finds it interesting that the entire upper staff including the president all died in the same accident? I understand that a lot of things in this world can be explained by coincidence but you have to start questioning it in events like this.