crashed in a girls bed, (didnt do anything with her the night before). woke up to her on top of me, and i was the victim of the delightful morning wood. which she took as me wanting to have sex with her. which is fine by me (this has actually happened to me quite a few times. wake up having sex just cause my morning ritual, well, gives them ideas).
anyway, she felt the poke but i was still under the covers. she pulls the covers off. no lie, she giggled; and said “what the hell am i going to do with that thing”
Spray on condoms are actually a pretty good idea. You won’t have to roll it on and get that greasy, shitty smelling lube on your hands, plus it probably serves as a dick moisturizer. Win win.