SPRAY TAN GONE WRONG!
Talk2TheTan: pretty funny quick story for you
Talk2TheTan: so my roomate is sleeping with this girl…she owns this spray tan company and is hot as fuck
Talk2TheTan: so she is in town and just decides to spray tan herself and do this model promotion thing yesterday and not pay someone else to do it…
Talk2TheTan: so in a brief history about spray tanning you get sprayed with essentially a paint gun and you wait like 8 hours to take a shower and then when you rinse it off you look tan for a few weeks…
LecherousLoon: okay, i like where this is going
Talk2TheTan: so she sprays herself in the morning and is hanging out with my roommate all afternoon
LecherousLoon: tru tru
Talk2TheTan: well they start fucking and he pulls out and busts on her stomach and huge glorious fake tits….
LecherousLoon: brilliant
LecherousLoon: tell me it fucks up her “tan”
Talk2TheTan: soo she wipes it off and since she didnt wait the 8 hours on the tan…the spray tan comes off in a nice spotted pattern all up her stomach and on her tits…
LecherousLoon: hahaha
LecherousLoon: that is an awesome story
LecherousLoon: dude
LecherousLoon: that is increidble!
Talk2TheTan: so she takes a shower and rinses the tan off and still has cum stains all over the place
Talk2TheTan: and has to do this model thing in a bikini
LecherousLoon: haha
LecherousLoon: oh man
LecherousLoon: take a picture, please take a picture!
I wasted some time on that site. Some funny shit.