Stapler + FREE XBOX 360!!!!!!11111!!!!1!

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For sale is this mint condition stapler. This limited edition CompuSource maroon baby can be yours for the low sale price of $1000.

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Before you say, “Hey, I can get that stapler for far less online”, don’t for get it comes with a completely FREE Xbox 360 core.

If you hurry up and buy without thinking I’ll even throw in a FREE wireless controller.

Holy shit, how you can you not want this for $1000 considering you get two different things FREE! Expensive things…FREE! I understand you might be debating about this or the 25 year old V6 Mustang with sweet wire rims designed to look suspiciously like hubcaps for $15000 but what do you get for FREE with the Mustang?

Did I mention FREE?

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I’ll take it if you throw in the hubcap rims from the mustang. Screw 20’s, I want something limited edition.

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I want an Apple IIe with a car mount, then we’ll talk.

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PLEASE tell me parody threads are OK w/ new ownership.

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It appears so :zong:

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To be fair they were “ok” a long time ago…

Jay I’ll give you $500 if you mod the xbox for me.