Steak & BJ Day

[Fry]

“Vegetarian” Nordic word meaning “crappy hunter.”

[ultradriver10000]

@breaker77

its hard to get a good steak when your gf is a vegetarian.

That’s when you cook your own steak and have her chow down on your meat. LoL

[NYstanger]

@ultradriver10000

That’s when you cook your own steak and have her chow down on your meat. LoL

As long as she don’t bite or chew, she’s still a vegetarian. :tup:

[08GT500]

@ultradriver10000

I went yesterday…all you can eat meet…om num num

I had beef flank, prime rib, sirloin, Filet Mignon, Lamb Chops, Bacon wrapped oysters, Bacon wrapped chicken filet, Salmon, Shrimp, probably a few others I forgot.

Finished it off with a little Flan.

http://www.guridosul.com/menu.html

lol, you’re a fan of the meat eh?

[ultradriver10000]

@NYstanger

As long as she don’t bite or chew, she’s still a vegetarian. :tup:

Bingo!

@08GT500

lol, you’re a fan of the meat eh?

Yup, should have seen this pork loin I grilled up the other day, it was wonderful. I’m definitely more of a carnivore, then a herbivore. Salads are for fagggggggssss.

[Geehee]

@NYstanger

As long as she don’t bite or chew, she’s still a vegetarian. :tup:

what about swallowing?

[Joe]

I would think a natural protein shake would be vegetarian friendly, just not vegan.

[Motocrossx23]

Unless you substitute the lettuce for BACON.

[travisn]

Is there a website I can forward the gf about this? I may have to get an IOU though.

somewhat related side note: first text from her today was “happy pi day”

[Joe]

http://www.steakandbjday.com/
http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/

[Motocrossx23]

Yeah, Travis I got the same thing. She sent me a picture of her shirt that all the teachers at Cleve Hill had to wear or something like that. I was like ohh…no BJ?

[travisn]

haha. what did she respond with?

[Joe]

The pie is for dessert.

[Motocrossx23]

She said she didn’t have steak and that it was a made up holiday.

Literally this:

“Happy pi day!” picture of shirt

“It’s March 14th, when do I get my steak/BJ?”

“We talked about this last year, it’s not a real holiday”

“Neither is your birthday.”

“Asshole, I’m busy after school but I’ll get you a fajita from mighty, around 9”

<3 her.

[travisn]

I lol’ed in the computer lab…

you need to send her those links above. I emailed them to the gf and hopefully she responds favorably.

[Motocrossx23]

She knows about them, I sent them to her last year lol.

[travisn]

well she obviously thinks its not a real holiday. that first link looks legit. lol

[Ciaran]

@Fry

“Vegetarian” Nordic word meaning “crappy hunter.”

this is great

[ProgRocker]

@Motocrossx23

Yeah, Travis I got the same thing. She sent me a picture of her shirt that all the teachers at Cleve Hill had to wear or something like that. I was like ohh…no BJ?

She works at Cleve Hill?

I tried:

ProgRocker153 8:26 pm
OH It’s steak and BJ day today

The Woman 8:28 pm
what?

ProgRocker153 8:28 pm
Steak and BJ day

The Woman 8:28 pm
and you’re getting neither

ProgRocker153 8:28 pm
<—Sad Face

The Woman 8:28 pm
lol

ProgRocker153 8:29 pm
It’s an official holiday though
The pope made it up

The Woman 8:30 pm
the pope?!?!?

ProgRocker153 8:30 pm
you bet

ProgRocker153 8:30 pm
I got a steak sub already so just missing that second part
wink wink

The Woman 8:31 pm
well ur not gettin it from me, call drew

ProgRocker153 8:32 pm
Bahahahaha. Ok

[travisn]

“maybe this weekend”

ah the bliss of a new relationship. lol